Hi, welcome to my website!

You, my new friend, have made the philosophically-dubious decision to come here, to my online lair for reasons known only to yourself!

Did you come here to join my cult?! If so, prepare to be amazed and/or disappointed!

If you need to contact me for some other reason, I have a list of socially-acceptable ways to do that, you naughty thing.

List of people allowed to finger my PGP key